Unusual Suspect

Shout out to Jolly Old London.  I come here more often now and when I’m here the blogs just fly off my net book.  Now, I try to stick to my regimen, no matter where I am in the world. If I’m in Paris, Georgia or Brooklyn, Michigan or London, Ohio it’s Coffee Shop, workout, solitaire and Law and Order if available (Seinfeld goes with me everywhere.)

Back to THE London…So I did my Coffee Shop hours and was trying to get a workout in before channel surfing for Law and Order: UK (yes, it exists.) I planned on doing push-ups and pull-ups and with the pound to dollar ratio at 1.7; I wasn’t in the mood to pay a gym 25 dollars to not use any of their equipment.

So I decided to keep it old school and workout in the park.  In NYC we do chin-ups using the walk sign on the corners.  That’s how you get ghetto diesel…and really dirty hands (see pic.)  I put on my track jacket and shorts and headed out looking for some reachable apparatus that could support my body weight.  I passed some sturdy looking scaffolding but there were men at work so I didn’t break my stride.  I made my way to Hyde Park.  A lovely park with ponds, wide open space, trees, running and bike paths and yet I didn’t spy a horizontal pole I could use to bring by biceps and back to fatigue using my own body weight against gravity.

I finally saw a playground.  At the playground, ya know, that’s where I’ll do my pull-ups… It was fenced in and lined with trees but I could see a monkey bar thingy thru a space in the trees.  I made my way to the entrance where an official park person stood guard.  She told me that you need to be with a child to enter the playground.  What?  Do a google image search on “chin-ups” and I guarantee pictures of adults doing chin-ups in a park somewhere will be returned.  That’s what playgrounds are, workout centers.  Just I wasn’t planning on giving my workout a back story of cops and robbers or making gun sounds while pointing with my finger.  Now I have to walk away looking like a suspect?   Well, put an adult chin up bar right next to the playground and then if I journey into the playground, fine, paint me suspicious.

QSN: Do that search on Chin-ups not pull-ups.  Pull-ups might also return babies in pampers pics and land you on some list.  Which would be ironic.

Aren’t young kids in a playground with their parents?  Two women tried to go in after me and were also denied. (I think because I was still close enough to witness the potential double standard.) At some point our protective measures will lead to children being put in incubators until they’re teenagers. We’ll call it 2nd birth.

So, I did my push-ups in the grass and my pull-ups on a tree branch I could barely wrap my hands around.  Which, given the close proximity to a functional playground should’ve scared people more.

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