World Travels | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

Better Late… (A Very Funny Blog)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 27, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

One of my favorite quotes is “Its’ never too late to be what you could’ve been.” I love the of spirit the quote. Even if it’s not always true. If you’re 50 and sedentary, becoming a Cirque De Soleil aerialist may not be in the...

The Hipster Diet: A Very Funny Blog

by dwayneperkins | Apr 12, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

I just touched down in Portland, OR. I’m told it’s the Hipster capitol of the world. Which makes it oddly fitting that the Portland Trailblazers, long considered the “thugs” of the NBA, play here. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think hipsters love Gangster...

Irregular Regular

by dwayneperkins | Jan 15, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels

I walked into Starbucks near Queensway Rd. in the Bayswater section of London. 6 months ago I was in there almost daily for a span of 3 weeks. 6 months before that I was in there daily for a different 3 week span. It felt like I had just been there the day before as...

Say it Don’t Spray it

by dwayneperkins | Jan 13, 2012 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

So I was hanging out in the Bayswater section of London. I consider it my old stomping grounds. So I thought, why not hang in Bayswater my last official night in London. I hopped into a Super Drug store to get some lozenges. The cold weather had finally got to me...

I Never Get Turned Down

by dwayneperkins | Jan 4, 2012 | Funny Editorials, World Travels

When I think of things that are useless, hotel turn down service is near the top of the list. So someone comes to your room and basically starts the comforter move for you but only slightly in one corner. Does anyone have this service at home? Is anyone so rich or...

An Inside Job

by dwayneperkins | Jan 3, 2012 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

An extra big shout out and thank you to all the kind people of Belfast, Ireland. Especially all the fine folks at the comedy show at the Empire Hall last Tuesday. My comedy goes over extremely well in Ireland. I almost didn’t make it to the gig though. After...