by dwayneperkins | May 27, 2008 | Uncategorized
So there’s this guy on the Today show last week with an incredible memory.* He remembers everything in his life from age 11 on, and he’s probably in his late forties. He remembers the time, date and day of every event in his life. He also can tell you things like what...
by dwayneperkins | May 16, 2008 | Uncategorized
I am writing this blog from my hotel room in Dubai. You know what it is. Anyway, it’s a beautiful place and my hotel room over looks the beach and another hotel called the Burj Al Arab. It’s supposedly the world’s only 7 star hotel. Mind you, I think...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 30, 2008 | Uncategorized
Earlier this year, I was at my local gym on a gorgeous Los Angeles day. This was the kind of day you call your friends and family back east and brag about.LA BRAGGER: You shoveled snow today? That’s too bad. It’s picture perfect here. I’m in shorts and a tank top and...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 28, 2008 | Uncategorized
You can file this under “Only in LA.” I recently saw a woman wearing all pink at a commercial audition. (We weren’t going in for the same part) Everything was pink: her outfit, accessories and even her dog. Yes, she had a Pink dog. My uncanny ability to ease drop on...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 11, 2008 | Uncategorized
Last week I saw a guy in Starbucks in LA, a normal trucker looking guy with a beard, gray shirt and jeans on. What’s so odd about that you ask? Well, on top of what I already described this guy also had on a long brown wig and he had boobs. Is he butch or just the...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 28, 2008 | Uncategorized
My friend recently called me up in arms saying that the 99cents* store had gone up in price. Turns out what my friend the alarmist was referring to was a few items that used to be 2 for $.99 now cost 59 cents each. I didn’t have the heart or energy to point out to my...
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