by dwayneperkins | Mar 11, 2008 | Uncategorized
Most people only ”go” away from home only if they are in a dire situation. I on the other hand prefer “going” away from home. I only need moderate cleanliness and I’m good. And by moderate I mean nothing alive or moving.I see the downside of not controlling the...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 11, 2008 | Uncategorized
I performed in Salt Lake City, Utah last weekend.* The state is 50% Mormon. You may be familiar with Mormonism from those feel-good, do the right thing, love thy neighbor commercials back in the eighties and nineties…”He told the truth..I told the...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 28, 2008 | Uncategorized
Last night I decided to go through the Jack in the Box drive-thru. I really just wanted one $1 chicken sandwich to take the edge off. (just something to hold me over until I got home, where a can of Target Chicken Noodle soup was screaming my name. Yes they sell...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 21, 2007 | Uncategorized
But remember brothers and sisters you can still stand tall.*There’s so much to be thankful for, even if you don’t get down with the silly Pilgrim/Indian angle. PILGRIM: Enjoy your Turkey Chief Running Out Of Time…It might be your last.Still though, minus the Turkey...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 8, 2007 | Uncategorized
I don’t want to hear any Los Angeles city official say they don’t have money for schools when they have clearly spent millions installing holograms above every freeway overpass. This is why you look up at the freeway and see traffic moving smoothly then you hop on and...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 23, 2007 | Uncategorized
It’s October 22 in New York City and Non-White people are wearing shorts. When will it be okay for Al Gore to say “I told you so”? New Yorkers seem to love the unseasonably warm weather. Even though if Global Warming keeps up at this pace science...
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