by dwayneperkins | Jul 6, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You
So I spent the night at my cousin’s place in New York. The plan was to get up early and leave out with him. When he went to work, I’d go to “work”. I put mine in quotes because it involves drinking copious amounts of tea and I can leave...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 5, 2012 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels
It’s always good to be back in New York City. Even in the grips of a heatwave New York is still one of the coolest places on earth. New York is cool not because of swank bars, eateries that have all of yelp buzzing or even because of our famous museums. New York is...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 19, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
So I was cleaning my place. Trying to reduce and clear space by reorganizing and throwing things away. What really happens in the aforementioned scenario is I move a bunch of stuff from one place to another while getting nostalgic about things I forgot I had and of...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 9, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You
Dear Coffee Shop, I’m sorry to send you this by letter but I thought it would be best. We’ve had really fun times together that I will cherish always. It’s just that, well, I need more. It’s over now. Please don’t try to change my mind. I’ve found something else,...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 13, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
I recently blogged about a Chinese dad who makes his 4 year old walk in the snow in his undies to “toughen” him up. Seeing the boy run through the snow jarred a memory. It brought me back to a time when I found myself locked outside with nothing on but my...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 15, 2012 | New York I Love You
I think it’s too easy to make puns with Lin. Let’s try to make some catch phrases with Jeremy. Shall we: Jeremy Spoke in Class Today King Jeremy Jerra-Terror Jere-oh me so scoring Jeremy I say to you Ja-Ja-Ja-Jeremy’s Unit! This is actually really hard. Maybe we...
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