New York I Love You | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

They Might Be Giants – A very funny blog

by dwayneperkins | Feb 15, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, New York I Love You

Congratulations to my NY Giants for winning another Superbowl. It was a most ripping victory. The Giants are football royalty. Being a Giants fan means you get to see your team go all the way every few years. Being a Jets fan means you get to route for the Giants...

Is Brooklyn in The House (without a doubt…)

by dwayneperkins | Feb 9, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

I had a groovy time last night at my show in San Francisco at the Punchline. It’s one of these clubs where the crowd is smart enough to get heady concepts yet down to earth enough to laugh at fart jokes. I try to make my comedy a marriage between smart and silly so...

Happy New Theme

by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

Happy Year of Our Lord two thousand and twelve. I’m never really pressed to do my resolutions on Jan 1st as my birthday and hence my new year is on March 21st. I dream of a world where people born on the same day gather throughout the year to count down their new...

Let Me Spell Ya Something!

by dwayneperkins | Nov 1, 2011 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels

I’ve been joking on stage about how I’m “International.” Much truth is said in jest, so I do travel abroad every now and again but I’m no better than all you local folks. I just have more frequent flyer miles. A fact not lost on my family. When I get the call, family...

It’s Not Over Til I Say So

by dwayneperkins | Oct 26, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

I am sitting in a tea shop and just heard a song lyric from the PA system that made me whip out my Ipad and jot down a retort. The line that activated my opinion gland was in a pop song. I don’t know the song but the line was, “we argue and then forget...

King of Leon

by dwayneperkins | Jun 24, 2011 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

I am a fan of show business as much as I am a content provider for said show business. I can’t keep up with reality stars though. I stay clear of oxymorons not in the food category. So I’m transformed into a typical fan when I encounter a famous person. It doesn’t...