by dwayneperkins | Oct 7, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I have a thing for catching the first flight out in the morning. Especially on return flights. Dwayne Past is a real go getter. He wants to get home early and hit the ground running. Maybe finally fix the patio door. Or stain that bookcase or after hitting the ground...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 5, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I have a laundry room in my condo but I still boogie down to my local laundry mat from time to time. This may be inconceivable for some but I’d rather schlep and pay more than wait even 1 rinse cycle for a machine. Plus, this laundry mat is in a fairly pristine part...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 1, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
With endings come new beginnings. A time to shed your old state of being or self image and replace it with something more spiffy. Of course this can’t happen without action. Without a plan or an idea of what you will do differently, don’t think January 1st will...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 19, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
I’m a professional Stand-up Comic. Which means I’m in the business of making people laugh. What it really means is I work in Food and Beverage. I have a gut feeling that we all work in Food and Beverage in some way but I’m not prepared to build that argument up. ...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 25, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
A few weeks ago I did a show in a living room. A fancy living room but a living room nonetheless. Obviously , it was a private show. Although, the thought of someone having the gall to turn their living room into a comedy club does bring me joy. La Casa De Jokes:...
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