by dwayneperkins | Jun 18, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories
I recently wrote a blog about how my 1st computer wasn’t on the Internet. That’s unimaginable now. Like how before refrigeration people had blocks of ice delivered to their homes. There use to be an ice delivery guy! I’m sure in every town the ice guy had an ice...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 14, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny Technology Essays
I’m sitting on a plane to London with my Ipad in airplane mode and it occurred to me that back when I got my first computer, it was always in airplane mode. The world was my oyster, as long as the pearl I needed was on my tiny hard drive. I was just a stand...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 4, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
If chivalry is not dead, it’s definitely on life support. Yesterday, while sitting in my favorite local Boba spot*, I saw a college aged baseball cap wearing guy with unwarranted confidence and formulaic swagger. You know the type. They’ve learned that sticking...
by dwayneperkins | May 11, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I plan on not renewing my gym membership when my current term expires. I’m a unit price shopper. So, just like I buy gallons of milk even though I live alone because it’s less per ounce, I paid up for 3 years of gym membership because it was less per month. Now...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 12, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
I just touched down in Portland, OR. I’m told it’s the Hipster capitol of the world. Which makes it oddly fitting that the Portland Trailblazers, long considered the “thugs” of the NBA, play here. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think hipsters love Gangster...
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