by dwayneperkins | Nov 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
Living in Los Angeles puts me in close enough proximity to Las Vegas to take an occasional drive out to the city of sin and usually at the urging of a friend. I actually don’t love Vegas but I like the drive and it’s bearable for a night or two. That’s about how...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 15, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
I’m always tickled by non-white people with English accents. I get giddy and have to suppress the urge to ask them to repeat what they just said. A part of me wants to believe they’re putting on the accent and can break out of it at anytime. ME:Look this Asian guy can...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 12, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
Dwayne’s the name and taking long flights are my game. Nothing like getting in a movie or two, listening to Adele, Vampire Weekend, Kings of Leon, and watching a documentary on the plight of the African bee while you nosh on your in-flight vittles. Another staple of...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 9, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I had to stop into the Glee Comedy Club in Birmingham, UK on my day off to grab some paperwork. A detail not important to this blog except it’s the reason I happened to be there during a Burlesque show. I was coaxed into staying. Admittedly, it did not take Jedi...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 5, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
Not to be competitive, but I would wager that, unless you’re in a rock band or are a magician, that I know a smidge more odd characters than you. It just comes with the territory. It’s always fun when an acquaintance or friend does something that catapults them unto...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 29, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
A few days ago I had to wear a suit and tie to a commercial audition. Commercial auditions provide an odd kind of escapism via adult dress-up. Where else but a commercial audition waiting room, on any given day, can one find adults dressed as: pirates, vikings, Santa...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 26, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I experienced another God Wink. While going to get Pho, I drove behind a license plate that said AWESM PHO. 1)who has a pho license plate?! 2)what are the odds of them being in front of me while i’m on my way to get pho. 3) this happened miles away from the Pho...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 18, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles
I recently went to see the movie Salt. The 3 dollar movie theater by my place is a real deal. The hot dogs are $1. If you can wait a month or two after a movie is released to see it, the $3 movie can be a very enjoyable MST (Money Saving Technique.) And get this, the...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 12, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories
I love rooting against the team of the guy who paints his face. Very few things bring me as much joy as a despondent painted face. It’s the proper conclusion to a bad idea. Sometimes the painted guy’s team wins which only fuels his inner frat boy. Because...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 6, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles
Not to sound like I’m offering up a strength disguised as a weakness, but I say sorry way too much. The odd thing is, although I’m quick to please and quick to alleviate other’s discomfort, I am definitely not afraid of confrontation. As a...
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