by dwayneperkins | Apr 1, 2014 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
Somewhere along the line in Stand-up Comedy, someone did a joke that required a rim shot but there was no drummer present. So instead of giving the drummer some that comedian said “try the veal,” and a staple was born. I’ve said it dozens of...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 14, 2013 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
My shows in India are going well (There’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear myself say.) Where I’m from people don’t brave Indian food much less troop over to Bangalore. I owe it all to stand-up comedy and the Brits, of course, for making sure the entire...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 11, 2013 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
I just touched down, well abut an hour ago, in Bangalore India. Here’s what ran through my head during my cab ride from the airport to the hotel. I’m in f@&kin India! Thank God I didn’t have to walk to the hotel (not referring to the distance) Those pack of stray...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 3, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You, World Travels
Hey Friends, Happy New Year! I want to thank you for your support over all these years. My years of writing funny blogs has lead to this moment: The release of by new Ebook: Hot Chocolate for The Mind (A Collection of funny stories from Comedian Dwayne Perkins)...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 9, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels
Cruise ships are more fun than I remember. Of course I’m still just working out and going to the coffee shop, like I do at home (or anywhere else in the world). I’ve turned this floating city into my mobile headquarters. There’s something cool about running things...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 8, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels
A 10 second conversation in the elevator on the cruise ship I’m on served as a perspective builder for me. It didn’t give me pause as much as it slapped me in the face and made me pause. I was there in the lift with an elderly woman. We both got in on the first...
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Dwayne Perkins To The Rescue
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