I just touched down, well abut an hour ago, in Bangalore India.  Here’s what ran through my head during my cab ride from the airport to the hotel.

  • I’m in [email protected]&kin India!
  • Thank God I didn’t have to walk to the hotel (not referring to the distance)
  • Those pack of stray dogs look surprisingly well fed
  • Maybe I’m not getting underpaid
  • I think the cabbie’s horn is broke.  It keeps honking for no apparent reason
  • I guess traffic lanes are more of a suggestion over here
  • I think I’ll go ahead and put my seat belt on
  • I really will go anywhere and tell jokes
  • Maybe I should have the cabbie run me to get some Pepto Bismol
  • Here goes nothing!