Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

Do Not Bend

by | Dec 27, 2004 | Uncategorized

I’m sending out dozens of packets with my resume and head shot. The packages are all ready to go, postage and everything. I go to the counter only to have the postal worker stamp each packet with the “Do Not Bend” label. I want my face to get to it’s destination...

Are you kidding me Yankees!!??

by | Oct 21, 2004 | Uncategorized

Oh Yankees why have thou forsaken me? Okay maybe it’s not that serious but I seriously can’t believe the Yankees lost 4 in a row to be the victims of the worst comeback in sports history. This almost negates our 26 World Championships. Almost. I wonder how they feel...

Making the bed

by | Sep 29, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized

Whenever I crash at a friend’s place I always like to make the bed when I wake up. The problem is, I’m awful at making beds. I have an excuse though. I grew up sleeping mainly on pull out couches. There’s no making up, just stuff it all in and if the couch can fold...
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