Making the bed

Whenever I crash at a friend’s place I always like to make the bed when I wake up. The problem is, I’m awful at making beds. I have an excuse though. I grew up sleeping mainly on pull out couches. There’s no making up, just stuff it all in and if the couch can fold back up you done good. I’m thinking about joining the Marines just so I can learn to correctly make a bed. “You call those hospital corners you maggot!?”