by dwayneperkins | Aug 12, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized
I’m on a flight from NYC to LA. The flight attendants are serving breakfast. The question they repeat to every passenger is “French Toast or cereal” Are you serious?! As if that could ever be in doubt. A warm, sweet, syrupy comforting delight or a bowl of cold, soggy,...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 8, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized
I’m channel surfing, and I come across this church guy, on a public access station, very eloquently and convincingly disproving evolution. I couldn’t believe all the facts and data he had to prove his point. Somehow, all the specifics pertaining to those facts allude...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 7, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized
I always do the presidential wave when I get off small airplanes and have to walk down the steps. I like pretending there’s a press conference with screaming fans and protesters (haters mostly.) The crew always looks at me like “do we know this guy.”
by dwayneperkins | Aug 7, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized
I’m on a small airplane about to land at Laguardia airport in NYC. During the descend, the pilot takes us over Manhattan, Staten Island and swings a U-turn to go over Brooklyn and Queens before landing. In a 10 minute span I spotted my mother’s building, my high...
by dwayneperkins | May 17, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized
I grew up in Coney Island. The home of Nathans hot dogs. Coney Island is also reknown for producing great basketball players. Anyone up for a one-on-one? Actually, riding the bench 3 years for the HS of Telecommunications “Lasers” should be a clear...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 29, 2004 | Uncategorized
I can finally check-off the “start blog” item on my things to do list. Will I need a “write to blog” item now on my daily things to do list? Tiger Woods is great at match play. Well, I have to go practice playing my new ukulele. Today scales...
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