by dwayneperkins | Feb 16, 2005 | Uncategorized
I saw the movie “Friday Night Lights” on an airplane today. I have to admit I almost cried. I said almost! On an airplane no less. That Derek Lu sure is a good actor. And I sure am a big wuss. Seriously though, a lot of movies have that one tear-jerker scene that...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 14, 2005 | Uncategorized
I was on line in Starfucks today, mainly because I refuse to pay anything less than 4 dollars for my coffee. As the Barista helped each person in line she said “Next guest please…” Guest? How about customer. Or ‘He who payeth too mucheth for his coffeeth.’ I...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 9, 2005 | Uncategorized
So we got pretty ambitious. 2 city folks, who can barely change a lightbulb embarked on a major project to build a loft bed. Are the furniture instruction writers paid per word? And doesn’t there seem to be an inverse ratio between number of pieces and length of...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 8, 2005 | Uncategorized
I walked past beets yesterday in the supermarket. Just seeing them made me slightly ill. Beets are pretty disgusting. I think we can all agree on that. When the Palestinians and the Israelis sit down for peace talks they should start every meeting by agreeing that...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 3, 2005 | Uncategorized
Today, while walking on Hollywod Blvd, I saw a transvestite in a wheel chair. There’s really no joke or anything I can add to it. I just saw a transvestite in a wheel chair. “What you looking at?! You never see a guy/girl in a wheel chair...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 29, 2005 | Uncategorized
I was in Korea recently (shows for the troops). I was in a shopping area of Seoul called Itaewon. The Army shows pay, but with the selling tactics of the local Korean vendors, it was hard for me to come home with any of the money I made. One older lady actually called...
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