by dwayneperkins | Feb 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels
Many people will take the emergency exit row for extra leg room. The qualifications for said leg room? 1.Get to the airport early enough to snag one. 2.Say yes when the flight attendant asks you if you’ll be willing to open the door, in case of an unplanned mass...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 5, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
So I just saw a woman on the Today show giving tips for how to eat this Super Bowl Sunday without taking in too many calories. The segment was called Game Plan For Super Bowl Eating. Game plan?! I’m telling you if we keep having people tell us things we already...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I like a pretty girl as much as the next guy but this thing of casting way too young women to play older roles is getting ridiculous. I keep seeing TV mothers who look 4 years older than their supposed daughters. It’s a mind screw. Obviously, to get on TV,...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 17, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, New York I Love You
I had a blast in England and it dawned on me that Jolly old England is similar to my hometown of Coney Island(CI). QSN: Coney Island is actually a peninsula but it’s hard to move shirts that say “Coney Peninsula” on them. Similar in that little places sometimes...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 21, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels
I was in Chicago doing shows all last week. Fun times. I was working Zanies, a very classy, hip yet real club, the name notwithstanding. So what did I do after a very fun and fulfilling show at Zanies? That’s right I went to an open mic. A young Chicago comic...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 2, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
It’s always cool to see the people you saw on your outbound flight, on your returning flight. It’s not cosmic but it sort of builds community. Albeit in your mind. DWAYNE’S MIND: There’s a person who agrees that a 4 day stint in Albuquerque is...
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