by dwayneperkins | Mar 25, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories
How come cops in movies are always being threatened by higher ups that if they don’t get their act together they’ll be writing parking tickets. Wouldn’t a safe job like writing tickets be a welcomed departure from being shot at? Shouldn’t it...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 24, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
A few days ago I was on parked on Sunset Blvd sifting through my mobile closet I call my car trunk. At any point, I have enough clothes in my trunk to go and start a new life somewhere else. Roll into a new town with just the clothes on my back…and in my...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
In show business it behooves you to make as few enemies as possible. Rap music being the lone exception. In rap, a well calculated rhyming war of words can translate into millions. In life in general it makes sense not to burn bridges. Seems like a good idea at...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 12, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
As luck would have it some friends of mine scored some Jay-Z tickets and invited me to accompany them to his show. As Poetic Justice would have it the show in question is in New York. To say I’m stoked about the show would be an understatement. But still, I keep...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
Recently on the Today show I saw a DNA expert telling famous people their lineage history. Minus the crystal ball, scarves and sage, it was a lot like a psychic reading. At least with a psychic reading, time will prove whether Madame Lenora is right or wrong. With DNA...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 9, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories
I saw a guy on The Today show on NBC telling another guy how to approach women. He told him to have good posture and walk into a room like he owns it. Bad Boy Swagger in a box. No doubt women like a confident man. I also recently had a group of women tell me the top...
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