New York I Love You | Dwayne Perkins

UPS Guy Goes Postal

by dwayneperkins | Dec 15, 2009 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels

So I ran into a post office last week and a UPS guy came in after me making a delivery…to the Post Office! Is that legal?…In bad taste? Someone had UPS deliver to their PO Box. It’s fair to say the Post Office workers were a tad bit perturbed. I had...

Flying Carpet

by dwayneperkins | Dec 4, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

I’m going to an event tonight where I’m one of the invited Red Carpet guests. It’s a party for the Junior membership of the Hollywood Radio and Television Society. I’ve always been fascinated by how people react to Red Carpets. Take a...

Passing the Bucks

by dwayneperkins | Nov 28, 2009 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

Here’s an excerpt of a conversation I heard between two Starbucks workers in New York. WORKER 1: Yo, you know Sam is allergic to mocha right? WORKER 2: Word? WORKER 1: Yeah he can’t even touch it or he’ll break out, yo. WORKER 2: Word? WORKER 1: But...

Poland Spring

by dwayneperkins | Sep 15, 2009 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

So I’m in the Bucks rocking a Triple 5 Soul Shirt. Triple 5 Soul makes quintessential hip hip-hop/ skateboard wear. Although now I have moved on to Teruo gear. My Compliments Per Wear (CPW) are about 40% higher with Teruo shirts then they are with 555 Soul...

Minty Breathe, Thus Said the Lord (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Aug 24, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

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Pilates Hottie (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jun 8, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, New York I Love You

Much like financial investments it’s best to diversify your workout regime. I’ve always been interested in Pilates. To me Pilates is like Yoga without the chanting and sage (the spice or the mystic) I even have a Windsor Pilates workout tape that I’ve had for 6 years...