by dwayneperkins | Apr 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, New York I Love You
I recently shot an independent movie in a cemetery. I wrote a blog about it, like to hear it? Here it goes, “Rest In Plush.” The cemetery was more like a park, well kept, lush and breezy. A real mystery as there was no breeze outside the cemetery. Not sure if the...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 12, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
As luck would have it some friends of mine scored some Jay-Z tickets and invited me to accompany them to his show. As Poetic Justice would have it the show in question is in New York. To say I’m stoked about the show would be an understatement. But still, I keep...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 3, 2010 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
A few weeks ago I found myself in a Mcdonald’s in New York City at 2am. Not my proudest moment or the best way to treat myself but the Golden Arches beckoned me. The Apple Pocket tastes better at 2am (pie is something you eat with a fork.) In fact, as the night...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 4, 2010 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You
I was in a crammed Borders Cafe in New York City. Getting a seat, like many things in New York, was a struggle. The line to order felt like college orientation. Look to your left and then to your right, one of you will not be getting a seat. Like a massive game of...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels
Happy New Year everyone. Remember, what you make of this year, the relationships you strengthen or disband, the work you do, the lessons you learn are all infinitely more important than where you were when the new year came in. People feel that whatever they’re...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 17, 2009 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, New York I Love You
I had a blast in England and it dawned on me that Jolly old England is similar to my hometown of Coney Island(CI). QSN: Coney Island is actually a peninsula but it’s hard to move shirts that say “Coney Peninsula” on them. Similar in that little places sometimes...
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