Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

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Where Have All The Cowboys Gone

by dwayneperkins | Jun 4, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

If chivalry is not dead, it’s definitely on life support. Yesterday, while sitting in my favorite local Boba spot*, I saw a college aged baseball cap wearing guy with unwarranted confidence and formulaic swagger. You know the type. They’ve learned that sticking...

Heavy Lifting (A Very Funny Blog)

by dwayneperkins | May 11, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I plan on not renewing my gym membership when my current term expires. I’m a unit price shopper. So, just like I buy gallons of milk even though I live alone because it’s less per ounce, I paid up for 3 years of gym membership because it was less per month. Now...

Better Late… (A Very Funny Blog)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 27, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

One of my favorite quotes is “Its’ never too late to be what you could’ve been.” I love the of spirit the quote. Even if it’s not always true. If you’re 50 and sedentary, becoming a Cirque De Soleil aerialist may not be in the...

The Hipster Diet: A Very Funny Blog

by dwayneperkins | Apr 12, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

I just touched down in Portland, OR. I’m told it’s the Hipster capitol of the world. Which makes it oddly fitting that the Portland Trailblazers, long considered the “thugs” of the NBA, play here. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think hipsters love Gangster...

Judge Not Lest Ye be Judged

by dwayneperkins | Mar 26, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So a friend of mine had an interesting idea for a series of shorts. The premise: We hang out on Venice beach people watching and make snap judgements about people then ask them if we were right. I know, sounds like major fun right? It was. Venice beach has to...

Superman Has Left The Building

by dwayneperkins | Mar 13, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

I recently blogged about a Chinese dad who makes his 4 year old walk in the snow in his undies to “toughen” him up. Seeing the boy run through the snow jarred a memory. It brought me back to a time when I found myself locked outside with nothing on but my...