Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

A Night in The Projects

by dwayneperkins | Jul 6, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

So I spent the night at my cousin’s place in New York. The plan was to get up early and leave out with him. When he went to work, I’d go to “work”. I put mine in quotes because it involves drinking copious amounts of tea and I can leave...

Odd Cargo

by dwayneperkins | Jul 5, 2012 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels

It’s always good to be back in New York City. Even in the grips of a heatwave New York is still one of the coolest places on earth. New York is cool not because of swank bars, eateries that have all of yelp buzzing or even because of our famous museums. New York is...

When I Move, You Move

by dwayneperkins | Jun 29, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

Dance circles are a phenomenon of the highest order. Like: a single person singing that somehow turns into a full blown sing along, people running when they hear gunshots, or strangers stopping to look at a guy on the ledge of a high rise building. Whether they’re...

I Let My Tape Rock

by dwayneperkins | Jun 19, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

So I was cleaning my place. Trying to reduce and clear space by reorganizing and throwing things away. What really happens in the aforementioned scenario is I move a bunch of stuff from one place to another while getting nostalgic about things I forgot I had and of...

Spicy News

by dwayneperkins | Jun 16, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Funny Video Clips, World Travels

I ate a habanera and then tried to do an interview. It went a little something, like...

Gentlemen, Stop Your Engines

by dwayneperkins | Jun 12, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

There is a small percentage of my associates who would tell you that I’m always on time. A very small percentage. The fact that there are any is a small miracle and a testament to how much I’ve improved on punctuality. Still even when I’m on time it’s usually the...