Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

Waiting in Memphis(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Aug 18, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

I recently found myself in Memphis, in front of a cash register in Krystals, waiting to be served. Krystals is basically White Castle south. And much like White Castle, you would have no good reason to go there before 10pm. I was on a late night run with my...

Can’t Spell South Without the “Tea” (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Aug 2, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I recently wrote a blog about the ubiquitousness of Tea in England. Not that I tested this, but I wouldn’t be surprised if one could order a cup of tea at a chicken fight in England. The hard part would be finding the chicken fight. Once found however, no one...

Money Ain’t a Thing (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jul 28, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

I have a thing for foreign currency. Other countries are leaps and bounds more creative with the design of their notes than we are. I also love that here in the states we say things like “it’s all about the green” or “it’s not about black and white,...

Innocent Til Printed Guilty

by dwayneperkins | Jul 22, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I recently drove a Cadillac Brougham from Oklahoma to Florida. Impressed? Did I mention it had no AC. Now you’re impressed and confused and some of you may be hot and perturbed even thinking about traversing the stifling Bible Belt sans AC. A picnic it was...

Can’t Judge a Cover By its Book…(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jul 14, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

So I’m on a flight from Jacksonville, FL to Houston, TX on my way, ultimately, to the City of Angels. Which, my trip taught me, could also be called the city of no humidity and no mosquito ambushes. I was actually looking forward to seeing the smog cloud over...

I’m Becoming A Stripper…(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jul 6, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny Technology Essays, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

My apologies for the sensational title. While the title is technically true, there won’t be ravenous cheering women flinging money at me any time soon. At least not in a public. I’m going to dig out an extra power outlet strip and start bringing it with me...