Funny Technology Essays | Dwayne Perkins

A Stone’s Throw

by dwayneperkins | Jan 12, 2011 | Funny Technology Essays, Funny True Stories, World Travels

They say people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones but I say they can as long as they open a window first. Run your hands over your glass dwelling until you find your window. Your “window” is a small hole in your translucent igloo that makes you different than...

I’m Becoming A Stripper…(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jul 6, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny Technology Essays, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

My apologies for the sensational title. While the title is technically true, there won’t be ravenous cheering women flinging money at me any time soon. At least not in a public. I’m going to dig out an extra power outlet strip and start bringing it with me...

Push My Buttons

by dwayneperkins | May 31, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Technology Essays

Surely it can’t still be cool to push an unsuspecting person into a pool. You still see it in movies but with all the cell phones, flash drives and cameras in the world pushing someone in a pool could be the equivalent of taking all their worldly belongings. It’s time...