by dwayneperkins | Jun 12, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
There is a small percentage of my associates who would tell you that I’m always on time. A very small percentage. The fact that there are any is a small miracle and a testament to how much I’ve improved on punctuality. Still even when I’m on time it’s usually the...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 4, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
If chivalry is not dead, it’s definitely on life support. Yesterday, while sitting in my favorite local Boba spot*, I saw a college aged baseball cap wearing guy with unwarranted confidence and formulaic swagger. You know the type. They’ve learned that sticking...
by dwayneperkins | May 11, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I plan on not renewing my gym membership when my current term expires. I’m a unit price shopper. So, just like I buy gallons of milk even though I live alone because it’s less per ounce, I paid up for 3 years of gym membership because it was less per month. Now...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 27, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
One of my favorite quotes is “Its’ never too late to be what you could’ve been.” I love the of spirit the quote. Even if it’s not always true. If you’re 50 and sedentary, becoming a Cirque De Soleil aerialist may not be in the...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 12, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
I just touched down in Portland, OR. I’m told it’s the Hipster capitol of the world. Which makes it oddly fitting that the Portland Trailblazers, long considered the “thugs” of the NBA, play here. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think hipsters love Gangster...
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