by dwayneperkins | Aug 9, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories
“The truth will set you free”, is one of those great adages that is always powerful albeit trite. The problem with that statement is that the truth is often hard to see and nothing camouflages the truth like good looks. Good looking people get away with much more...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 6, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
If I were ever to give a graduation speech, I’d be remiss to not include in my general advise to the graduates the practical advise to always fill up their gas in the daytime. Gas stations are a magnet for scammers and garden variety crazy. Gas stations at night are...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 24, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I often find myself in commercial auditions where I have to play dad to a small child. Though I wish I didn’t have to use my good looks to help the man push soap powder I do dig on being a father for a few minutes. My fake kids are so precocious. I usually leave my...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 19, 2012 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I’ve been going to the movies a lot lately. I enjoy watching movies on the big screen. I don’t enjoy paying 15 dollars to do so. Also, I’m very critical of movies and of any story telling form of entertainment. I have spoiled many a friend’s movie enjoyment by...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 6, 2012 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You
So I spent the night at my cousin’s place in New York. The plan was to get up early and leave out with him. When he went to work, I’d go to “work”. I put mine in quotes because it involves drinking copious amounts of tea and I can leave...
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