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Rapper’s Delight Me (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories

I’m completely addicted to watching freestyle rap battles on youtube. I’m talking hours of fun. I think rappers don’t do anything anymore unless there’s a camera pointing at them… RAPPER: Yo this is MC Killa Fo Life and I’m just here fishing with my dad. You know...

Clean Up On Aisle Six

by dwayneperkins | Apr 27, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So I was recently in a Rite Aide in Hollywood California. While spanning the aisles for travel sized lotion bottles and floss I spied a girl getting ready in the beauty aisle. She was full on dolling up for the night right there in Rite Aid. Is it shoplifting if...

Foaming At The Mouth (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 22, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

So my tour of the quaintest coffee shops in America continues. I recently found a little jewel of a place in New York City called Starbucks. I think it may really catch on. Even the other one directly across the street seemed delightful. The woman in front of me...

Rap Music Make Me Violent (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 19, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories

Well, not exactly but it does get me amped. I’m not suggesting we censor rap or anything but we should be mindful. Words are powerful. Words spoken over a beat by someone with charisma and swagger are potent. I recently quoted Notorious B.I.G. in a blog. To...

I Can Hear Sweat Trickling Down Your Cheek (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Apr 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

So, as my faithful readers know, I’m in week 3 of the P90X workout program. It feels like a fraternity with P90 folks sharing a bond forged in sweat affectionately called “X” by us in the fraternal order. I don’t usually take to groups. I...