by dwayneperkins | Jul 22, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I recently drove a Cadillac Brougham from Oklahoma to Florida. Impressed? Did I mention it had no AC. Now you’re impressed and confused and some of you may be hot and perturbed even thinking about traversing the stifling Bible Belt sans AC. A picnic it was...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 14, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
So I’m on a flight from Jacksonville, FL to Houston, TX on my way, ultimately, to the City of Angels. Which, my trip taught me, could also be called the city of no humidity and no mosquito ambushes. I was actually looking forward to seeing the smog cloud over...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 6, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny Technology Essays, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
My apologies for the sensational title. While the title is technically true, there won’t be ravenous cheering women flinging money at me any time soon. At least not in a public. I’m going to dig out an extra power outlet strip and start bringing it with me...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 30, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I recently went to see my beloved Yankees play the Dodgers in Dodger Stadium. I like the Dodgers but I love the Yankees. The Dodgers pulled a fast one and only offered the Yankee tickets as a part of a package. To see the one game I really cared about I had to buy...
by dwayneperkins | Jun 9, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels
One minute you’re at a bus stop in Birmingham, England enjoying the violin playing of a street musician. The next minute you’re at a bus stop in Birmingham, England watching break dancers break to violin music and you don’t care if the bus never comes.So, some...