by dwayneperkins | Oct 11, 2014 | Funny Editorials, World Travels
Lately I’ve been humming the melody to “Glory Glory Hallelujah.” I say the melody because the words I’ve been mumbling are actually “Glory Glory Man. United,”* A take off of the popular song replaced with the name of the world’s most known soccer team. (people not...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 7, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I have a thing for catching the first flight out in the morning. Especially on return flights. Dwayne Past is a real go getter. He wants to get home early and hit the ground running. Maybe finally fix the patio door. Or stain that bookcase or after hitting the ground...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 6, 2014 | Funny Editorials, Living In Los Angeles
It’s not news that we are in the “Me” era. We all have the option to only pay attention to the very specific things that interest us. So a pet enthusiast can surf the web for all things animal then tune into the Animal Channel and maybe peruse Pinterest and pin some...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 5, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I have a laundry room in my condo but I still boogie down to my local laundry mat from time to time. This may be inconceivable for some but I’d rather schlep and pay more than wait even 1 rinse cycle for a machine. Plus, this laundry mat is in a fairly pristine part...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 2, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I had an invigorating workout at one of the many LA Fitness establishments I’ve been known to frequent. I really don’t frequent any particular one. I share the wealth depending on where the wind takes me. Today it was lovely East Pasadena. I did the scientific 7...