by dwayneperkins | Oct 11, 2014 | Funny Editorials, World Travels
Lately I’ve been humming the melody to “Glory Glory Hallelujah.” I say the melody because the words I’ve been mumbling are actually “Glory Glory Man. United,”* A take off of the popular song replaced with the name of the world’s most known soccer team. (people not...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 5, 2014 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
I have a laundry room in my condo but I still boogie down to my local laundry mat from time to time. This may be inconceivable for some but I’d rather schlep and pay more than wait even 1 rinse cycle for a machine. Plus, this laundry mat is in a fairly pristine part...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 1, 2014 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles
With endings come new beginnings. A time to shed your old state of being or self image and replace it with something more spiffy. Of course this can’t happen without action. Without a plan or an idea of what you will do differently, don’t think January 1st will...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 25, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
This Christmas finds me very happy to be with family and proud of my family for our new approach to the holiday. Christmas is a time of giving but give too much and you bring in new debts into the new year. You never heard about the Wise Men running up their Visas...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 19, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories
I’m a professional Stand-up Comic. Which means I’m in the business of making people laugh. What it really means is I work in Food and Beverage. I have a gut feeling that we all work in Food and Beverage in some way but I’m not prepared to build that argument up. ...
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