Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Smell You Later

by dwayneperkins | May 2, 2011 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

I videotape or audiotape about half of my comedy sets. I listen to or watch maybe half of those. So I review a quarter of my sets. A number that should be higher but between writing a blog per week and status updates I don’t get to critique the magic as much as I...

A Home Where the Paparazzi Roam

by dwayneperkins | Apr 29, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I was recently in a Coffee Bean on Beverly Blvd in Los Angeles, much to the imaginary chagrin of the Starbucks across the street. I was most likely youtube-ing rap beefs when a guy sat next to me and opened up a laptop with pictures of Serena Williams having lunch...

Unusual Suspect

by dwayneperkins | Apr 27, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

Shout out to Jolly Old London. I come here more often now and when I’m here the blogs just fly off my net book. Now, I try to stick to my regimen, no matter where I am in the world. If I’m in Paris, Georgia or Brooklyn, Michigan or London, Ohio it’s Coffee Shop,...

Thai a Yellow Ribbon

by dwayneperkins | Apr 20, 2011 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

Thai a Yellow Ribbon I’m sitting in my Bed and Breakfast in Johannesburg, South Africa and dreaming of faster internet service, and Thai food. Decent Thai food, faster internet are both a long but doable walk away. In Los Angeles Thai food is always a notion away. In...

Virtual Insanity

by dwayneperkins | Apr 1, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Technology Essays, Funny True Stories

I was practicing typing while listening to the Economist magazine on line. I type blogs, scripts and jokes but I’m far from a typist. I read the Economist magazine but I’m far from an economist. I actually think the entire study of economics is a bit flawed. ...

Push The Little Pastries and Make’em Come up

by dwayneperkins | Mar 29, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

I was recently in a Coffee Bean in Beverly Hills. Coffee Bean is the 2nd largest Coffee shop chain in Los Angeles. Of course Starbucks is the biggest. Coffee Bean is the runner up to Starbucks much like Sandisk is the 2nd top mp3 player after The Ipod. What’s...