Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

It’s Not Over Til I Say So

by dwayneperkins | Oct 26, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

I am sitting in a tea shop and just heard a song lyric from the PA system that made me whip out my Ipad and jot down a retort. The line that activated my opinion gland was in a pop song. I don’t know the song but the line was, “we argue and then forget...

Wedding Scrum

by dwayneperkins | Sep 9, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

The priest at a wedding will always say the purpose of the ceremony is for the couple to make their vows in public. In essence they’re making a promise to friends and family as well. I get that. I also get that for the couple’s loved ones the ceremony is a...

Freaks and Geeks

by dwayneperkins | Aug 29, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

The Daniel Tosh tour bus pulled into San Diego Saturday morning just as the changing of the guards was taking place. If the freaks come out at night, and I believe they do, then dawn is that odd time when the goodie goods and the freaks intersect. It’s a...

Stop The Violence

by dwayneperkins | Aug 23, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

Last week I did a benefit show for Bryan Stow. He’s the San Francisco Giants fan who was beaten into a coma at Dodger Stadium. The show was actually organized by Philadelphia people. This is all kinds of ironic as Philly fans are widely regarded as the the most...

That’s Not The Spirit

by dwayneperkins | Jul 28, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

I wouldn’t normally speak badly of an airline with an open flight still pending but I must make an exception. If the brass at Spirit Airlines get wind of this and try to hassle me on my return flight from Chicago to LAX then so be it. I can’t imagine...

Ain’t No Party Like a Dubai Party…

by dwayneperkins | Jul 5, 2011 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

So After my show in Dubai I went to a night club in the Address Hotel in the Dubai Mall. It’s apparently the largest mall in the world. The “est” suffix comes up a lot when speaking about Dubai. The root words in front of the “est” range...