by dwayneperkins | Jan 16, 2012 | Funny Technology Essays, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
Most Bally’s shower stalls don’t have curtains. It makes for looking straight ahead showering. Some smaller Bally’s don’t even have shower stalls, just a big room with several shower heads. That makes for heading straight home without showering. In the Glendale, CA...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 13, 2012 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
So I was hanging out in the Bayswater section of London. I consider it my old stomping grounds. So I thought, why not hang in Bayswater my last official night in London. I hopped into a Super Drug store to get some lozenges. The cold weather had finally got to me...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 3, 2012 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
An extra big shout out and thank you to all the kind people of Belfast, Ireland. Especially all the fine folks at the comedy show at the Empire Hall last Tuesday. My comedy goes over extremely well in Ireland. I almost didn’t make it to the gig though. After...
by dwayneperkins | Dec 21, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I think technology has made parenting a lot harder. Says the non-parent. You don’t have to go to PTA meetings to know the internet is a doozie. However, There’s a another piece of technology that’s a bit more stealth in how it undermines parenting. I was riding on the...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 21, 2011 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
As I sat looking out the window in the iLost cafe in Suzhou, China, l thought to myself, “China just may have more scooters than the US has people.” I was about go down the Google rathole of finding out just how many scooters are in China when I realized country music...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 1, 2011 | Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels
I’ve been joking on stage about how I’m “International.” Much truth is said in jest, so I do travel abroad every now and again but I’m no better than all you local folks. I just have more frequent flyer miles. A fact not lost on my family. When I get the call, family...
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