Funny Editorials | Dwayne Perkins

I Never Get Turned Down

by dwayneperkins | Jan 4, 2012 | Funny Editorials, World Travels

When I think of things that are useless, hotel turn down service is near the top of the list. So someone comes to your room and basically starts the comforter move for you but only slightly in one corner. Does anyone have this service at home? Is anyone so rich or...

Happy New Theme

by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

Happy Year of Our Lord two thousand and twelve. I’m never really pressed to do my resolutions on Jan 1st as my birthday and hence my new year is on March 21st. I dream of a world where people born on the same day gather throughout the year to count down their new...

Video Killed the Parenting Star

by dwayneperkins | Dec 21, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I think technology has made parenting a lot harder. Says the non-parent. You don’t have to go to PTA meetings to know the internet is a doozie. However, There’s a another piece of technology that’s a bit more stealth in how it undermines parenting. I was riding on the...

The Day The Laughter Died

by dwayneperkins | Nov 30, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories

We have lost a comedy legend. A man who is undoubtedly on every working comics top five list. When you saw Patrice O’Neal perform you instantly knew you weren’t doing enough. Patrice incited two reactions within comics, inspiration to be better or a nudge...

It’s Not Over Til I Say So

by dwayneperkins | Oct 26, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

I am sitting in a tea shop and just heard a song lyric from the PA system that made me whip out my Ipad and jot down a retort. The line that activated my opinion gland was in a pop song. I don’t know the song but the line was, “we argue and then forget...

Wedding Scrum

by dwayneperkins | Sep 9, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

The priest at a wedding will always say the purpose of the ceremony is for the couple to make their vows in public. In essence they’re making a promise to friends and family as well. I get that. I also get that for the couple’s loved ones the ceremony is a...