by dwayneperkins | Nov 15, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
I’m always tickled by non-white people with English accents. I get giddy and have to suppress the urge to ask them to repeat what they just said. A part of me wants to believe they’re putting on the accent and can break out of it at anytime. ME:Look this Asian guy can...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 12, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
Dwayne’s the name and taking long flights are my game. Nothing like getting in a movie or two, listening to Adele, Vampire Weekend, Kings of Leon, and watching a documentary on the plight of the African bee while you nosh on your in-flight vittles. Another staple of...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 9, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I had to stop into the Glee Comedy Club in Birmingham, UK on my day off to grab some paperwork. A detail not important to this blog except it’s the reason I happened to be there during a Burlesque show. I was coaxed into staying. Admittedly, it did not take Jedi...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 5, 2010 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
Not to be competitive, but I would wager that, unless you’re in a rock band or are a magician, that I know a smidge more odd characters than you. It just comes with the territory. It’s always fun when an acquaintance or friend does something that catapults them unto...
by dwayneperkins | Oct 29, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
A few days ago I had to wear a suit and tie to a commercial audition. Commercial auditions provide an odd kind of escapism via adult dress-up. Where else but a commercial audition waiting room, on any given day, can one find adults dressed as: pirates, vikings, Santa...