by dwayneperkins | May 16, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
So I was in the green room at a show in Worcester, England and one of the other comics was prepping for a whole new act he had been working on. Apparently he had taught himself to be a mind reader. It’s not everyday you meet a mind reader let alone a self-taught...
by dwayneperkins | May 15, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I recently hopped on a city bus in Birmingham, England. The bus driver seemed like an okay enough chap when he confirmed that I was in fact on the right bus heading toward Shirley, England. The driver drove all of 8 feet and stopped at a red light. I was still talking...
by dwayneperkins | May 14, 2010 | Funny Editorials, World Travels
I’ve now been to more countries than I can count on my fingers and toes and what I’ve learned is people are basically the same everywhere you go. Everyone loves their children, enjoys music, skips in line if they can get away with it, and so on. Another universal but...
by dwayneperkins | May 9, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels
I did shows in Birmingham, England over the weekend. After one of my shows, some birds invited me to go see Will-I-Am from the Black Eye Peas DJ at a club. The Black Eye Peas have gone #1 in over 20 countries, they sell out arenas; but just in case it doesn’t work out...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 8, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels
Many people will take the emergency exit row for extra leg room. The qualifications for said leg room? 1.Get to the airport early enough to snag one. 2.Say yes when the flight attendant asks you if you’ll be willing to open the door, in case of an unplanned mass...
by dwayneperkins | Jan 12, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels
One key to success is to multiply yourself. You can’t be in two places at the same time, yet, but you can collaborate, delegate and multi-task. Until Best Buy sells cloning machines the aforementioned tactics are the ways to get more life bang for your buck....