by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You
Happy Year of Our Lord two thousand and twelve. I’m never really pressed to do my resolutions on Jan 1st as my birthday and hence my new year is on March 21st. I dream of a world where people born on the same day gather throughout the year to count down their new...
by dwayneperkins | Nov 30, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories
We have lost a comedy legend. A man who is undoubtedly on every working comics top five list. When you saw Patrice O’Neal perform you instantly knew you weren’t doing enough. Patrice incited two reactions within comics, inspiration to be better or a nudge...
by dwayneperkins | Sep 9, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
The priest at a wedding will always say the purpose of the ceremony is for the couple to make their vows in public. In essence they’re making a promise to friends and family as well. I get that. I also get that for the couple’s loved ones the ceremony is a...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 29, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels
The Daniel Tosh tour bus pulled into San Diego Saturday morning just as the changing of the guards was taking place. If the freaks come out at night, and I believe they do, then dawn is that odd time when the goodie goods and the freaks intersect. It’s a...
by dwayneperkins | Aug 23, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
Last week I did a benefit show for Bryan Stow. He’s the San Francisco Giants fan who was beaten into a coma at Dodger Stadium. The show was actually organized by Philadelphia people. This is all kinds of ironic as Philly fans are widely regarded as the the most...
by dwayneperkins | Jul 5, 2011 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels
So After my show in Dubai I went to a night club in the Address Hotel in the Dubai Mall. It’s apparently the largest mall in the world. The “est” suffix comes up a lot when speaking about Dubai. The root words in front of the “est” range...
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