Funny Short Inspirational Stories

Making the bed

by dwayneperkins | Sep 29, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized

Whenever I crash at a friend’s place I always like to make the bed when I wake up. The problem is, I’m awful at making beds. I have an excuse though. I grew up sleeping mainly on pull out couches. There’s no making up, just stuff it all in and if the couch can fold...

Airport pricing

by dwayneperkins | Sep 20, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized

So I’m in LAX and I want some headphones. I go to the gift shop but mainly for shites and giggles. The headphones cost 2.99. I thought it was a typo but it wasn’t. 2.99. That’s less than a quart of water cost in the airport. Should headphones cost...

French Toast Reigns Supreme

by dwayneperkins | Aug 12, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized

I’m on a flight from NYC to LA. The flight attendants are serving breakfast. The question they repeat to every passenger is “French Toast or cereal” Are you serious?! As if that could ever be in doubt. A warm, sweet, syrupy comforting delight or a bowl of cold, soggy,...

Evloution Schmavolution

by dwayneperkins | Aug 8, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized

I’m channel surfing, and I come across this church guy, on a public access station, very eloquently and convincingly disproving evolution. I couldn’t believe all the facts and data he had to prove his point. Somehow, all the specifics pertaining to those facts allude...

Airforce One

by dwayneperkins | Aug 7, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized

I always do the presidential wave when I get off small airplanes and have to walk down the steps. I like pretending there’s a press conference with screaming fans and protesters (haters mostly.) The crew always looks at me like “do we know this guy.”

Life Flashing Before me

by dwayneperkins | Aug 7, 2004 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Uncategorized

I’m on a small airplane about to land at Laguardia airport in NYC. During the descend, the pilot takes us over Manhattan, Staten Island and swings a U-turn to go over Brooklyn and Queens before landing. In a 10 minute span I spotted my mother’s building, my high...