by dwayneperkins | Apr 19, 2013 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
Have you ever seen a classic sitcom misunderstanding and thought to yourself, that could never happen in real life? I have. Although immensely amused by “3’s Company’s” 22 minute long misunderstandings, even as a kid, I thought they should’ve been able to straighten...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 17, 2013 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
A guy walked up to the taco truck line I was standing in and announced to everyone in the queue that he had DVDs and Deodorant for sale. Hustler says what? DVDs are a mainstay of street sales. Whenever I go home to New York my mom will pop in a movie that is...
by dwayneperkins | Apr 8, 2013 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You
For the Stand-up comic wanting to build and maintain his fan base, a social media presence is a must. But you can’t just be on social media, you have to be active on social media. A fan and fellow personality told me 4 tweets a day is the bare minimum needed to keep...
by dwayneperkins | Mar 15, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
Smack dab in between Los Angeles and San Francisco, off route 101, lies a beautiful town called San Luis Obispo (SLO). It’s the kind of place that, as soon as you get there you start figuring out ways to stay forever. Maybe cash in on your 401K or see if the local...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 25, 2013 | Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
The meaning of the word coincidence has, for the most part, been “replaced” by the word Ironic. Alanis Morrisette has a whole song where she lists coincidences and suggests they’re ironic. Irony is when you say something you don’t mean for some kind of effect. ...
by dwayneperkins | Feb 18, 2013 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles
At it’s best, comedy delivers the truth. Sometimes that honesty goes down smooth and sometimes it has a bite but it should always be undeniable and funny. If my comedy had a crest it would have the world “truth” and “smooth” on it. In Latin, of course. (Note to...
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