Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

Beg Like there’s No One Watching (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 25, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

I recently wrote blog about a girl panhandler on the Rome metro. Her technique and style was so honed I figured I had seen the best Italy had to offer in the world of panhandling Every once in a great while someone or thing comes along and revolutionizes a field. We...

Signore! Signora!

by dwayneperkins | May 21, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

I was recently on the metro train in Rome. The one in Italy not New York. The Rome metro is awesome. Italy only has a few lines on their metro but the subway cars don’t have doors at either end in between. Just a circle that each car can swivel on. So if the train is...

Lawn Jockeying (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 19, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

So today I did my P90X routine in a small park in London., well more like a big garden with a nice lawn. The Plyometrics routine consists of a lot of jumping. I was staying in a 200 year old rickety building and not sure if the people below me were in the mood to hear...

World Tour With Muhammad My Man (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 18, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

So two weeks into my World tour and I’ve finally decided to call it a World Tour. I was reluctant to use that moniker as there’s no affiliation to Live Nation, No ticket stubs, backstage passes, groupies or crowds waving lighters but I am touring the world doing...

Mind Blowing Bloke (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 16, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

So I was in the green room at a show in Worcester, England and one of the other comics was prepping for a whole new act he had been working on. Apparently he had taught himself to be a mind reader. It’s not everyday you meet a mind reader let alone a self-taught...

I Missed The Bus (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 15, 2010 | Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I recently hopped on a city bus in Birmingham, England. The bus driver seemed like an okay enough chap when he confirmed that I was in fact on the right bus heading toward Shirley, England. The driver drove all of 8 feet and stopped at a red light. I was still talking...