Funny True Stories | Dwayne Perkins

Dwayne Perkins

Comedian Podcaster Actor Stand Up

Going My Way? (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jun 1, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

So I recently wrote two blogs about a run-in on a bus between a passenger and the bus driver. This all went down in Birmingham, England. What I failed to share in either blog is that I got off the bus two towns too soon. I went to a Subway and ordered a meatball...

I Have A Dream…I Still Have A Dream (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jun 1, 2010 | Funny True Stories

So lately I have been having dreams within my dreams. So basically I’m having a dream, wake-up and then I’m still in a dream, and then I wake up from that dream and I’m actually awake. Is this common? It’s like, I’ve emerged from my 2nd level dream, stretched and...

King of Wistful Thinking

by dwayneperkins | May 28, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories

A few days back I found myself in a melancholy mood. Somehow these moods are often accompanied by me listening to Go West’s “King of Wishful Thinking” over and over. I’m not sure if the mood sent me in search of the song or the song puts me in the mood. Probably a...

Size Matters

by dwayneperkins | May 27, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

Okay, I went to Rome, maybe the most important city ever in the history of civilization and so far I’ve written two blogs about run-ins with panhandlers. Mi perdoni l’Italia. Of course Rome has much more to offer than skillful beggars. The coliseum, the forum,...

When The Lights Go Down In The City (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 26, 2010 | Funny True Stories, World Travels

I was actually writing my blog about how England conserves energy when the lights in my bed & breakfast here in Johannesburg went out. I was scared at first. Every residence in Johannesburg is fenced in by electric wire. No electricity, no electric wires. My...

Bent on Being Like Beckham (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | May 25, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories

I can proudly say that I am not often envious of people. Even in the rare times when I find myself coveting I can usually put the brakes on before I spiral into full playa hatin‘. I especially don’t envy people’s wardrobes. I’m more than okay with my assortment of...