Funny Editorials | Dwayne Perkins

I’m Packing (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jun 4, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, World Travels

I don’t want this blog to sound too much like the faux motivational speech George Clooney gives in the Movie “Up In the Air.” However I recently went through a massive lifeboat exercise of sorts. I packed for a 7 week trip and only brought a carry on suitcase and a...

Brooklyn, We Go Too Hard (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jun 3, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You, World Travels

So my South African shows have been a hoot. I’ve kicked it in Soweto, The Brooklyn of Jo-burg. I’ve partied. I’ve grocery shopped. I’ve caught a bit of World Cup Fever…Achoo. I’m not looking at this city through rosy glasses but the danger wrap that Johannesburg gets...

The Yolks on Me (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

by dwayneperkins | Jun 3, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

It’s hard to eat healthy in places outside of the U.S. Well, that’s if you’re trying to make your body look like your favorite action hero. Jason Statham, for those keeping score at home. However it’s a lot easier to eat healthy outside of the US if you’re simply...

Push My Buttons

by dwayneperkins | May 31, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Technology Essays

Surely it can’t still be cool to push an unsuspecting person into a pool. You still see it in movies but with all the cell phones, flash drives and cameras in the world pushing someone in a pool could be the equivalent of taking all their worldly belongings. It’s time...

Scoot Over

by dwayneperkins | May 30, 2010 | Funny Editorials, World Travels

I was caught up in complete scooter fever while in Rome. Every block is littered with Vespas. Business men scoot to work. Young women scoot to meet their BFFs. It’s a scene man. They also have stores that sell Vespa apparel. I considered buying some Vespa gear but...

King of Wistful Thinking

by dwayneperkins | May 28, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories

A few days back I found myself in a melancholy mood. Somehow these moods are often accompanied by me listening to Go West’s “King of Wishful Thinking” over and over. I’m not sure if the mood sent me in search of the song or the song puts me in the mood. Probably a...