Whenever I try to clean my room my bed becomes a holding bay for all the items and paperwork without a home. After everything else is fairly straighten up I’m usually left with a bed full of knick knacks that I don’t want to throw away yet have no place to put. Sometimes I just leave them on the bed…indefinitely. Good thing I have a Full size bed. I basically have 2 adjacent twin size beds. Like a 60’s sitcom husband and wife. Except, my wife is a PBS programming guide some mango insence I bought in Hawaii 3 years ago but never burned.
QSN:I actually have never burned insence. Why would I ever buy insence? It’s just like that Kente clothe vest I copped back in 93. I had to know somewhere deep inside that I would never wear it. Did I think I would get invited to an NAACP African themed awards show?
Tidying up is cool but what I really need is a complete make over. When I do upgrade my stuff, it’s going be hard to know where to start. I actually started already though. Your boy got himself a flat screen. Not sure if I really need a 32″ LCD High Def TV to watch Seinfeld and Kramer re-runs but what the heck. But now the TV looks like it showed up to the wrong party. Like a guy in a tux who shows up at a Hawaiian shirt kegger. Because of the TV I had to get a nice stand to put it on. But now my nightstand has to go. It’s bringing down the property value. And that cardboard box can no longer double as a desk. This TV is sure costing me a lot of money.
Maybe I could get one of those TV shows to come and fix up my place. Although, I don’t think my story is compelling enough. Maybe they’ll come once they hear my latest announcement.
***I’M STARTING A VIDEO BLOG****
That’s right! Hence the room clean. Although, I may be reporting live from my bathroom or living room. Any whoo. I figure I would take questions from the masses. And by massed I mean 20 people who read my blog and each week answer one of them via video. The questions can be about anything: relationships, economics, politics, sports… you get the picture. So please email or Myspace me with your questions.
Here goes nothing….
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