Best Gig Ever

I recently did a show with a friend of mine. He set up the gig and I was just happy for the extra change. We get to the gig to find out it’s outside at a fair and there are kids running around all over the place. Doing a stand-up comedy show outside, at a fair with little kids running around is like swimming in piranha infested water with rocks in your trunks. The rides and games were all going on during the show. I had to scream, “Thank you! Goodnight!!” at the end of my set to let people know I was done and they should stop playing skee-ball for a second and clap.