Living In Los Angeles | Dwayne Perkins

Being on TV Never gets Old

by dwayneperkins | Jan 13, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles

It really never does. Even though I frequently see friends pop up on shows and in commercials. At times, for me, watching TV feels like sifting through a yearbook. Still, knowing that I’ll be broadcasted to millions (alright, maybe hundreds of thousands...

Happy New Theme

by dwayneperkins | Jan 2, 2012 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You

Happy Year of Our Lord two thousand and twelve. I’m never really pressed to do my resolutions on Jan 1st as my birthday and hence my new year is on March 21st. I dream of a world where people born on the same day gather throughout the year to count down their new...

Wedding Scrum

by dwayneperkins | Sep 9, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

The priest at a wedding will always say the purpose of the ceremony is for the couple to make their vows in public. In essence they’re making a promise to friends and family as well. I get that. I also get that for the couple’s loved ones the ceremony is a...

Freaks and Geeks

by dwayneperkins | Aug 29, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

The Daniel Tosh tour bus pulled into San Diego Saturday morning just as the changing of the guards was taking place. If the freaks come out at night, and I believe they do, then dawn is that odd time when the goodie goods and the freaks intersect. It’s a...

Stop The Violence

by dwayneperkins | Aug 23, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles

Last week I did a benefit show for Bryan Stow. He’s the San Francisco Giants fan who was beaten into a coma at Dodger Stadium. The show was actually organized by Philadelphia people. This is all kinds of ironic as Philly fans are widely regarded as the the most...

That’s Not The Spirit

by dwayneperkins | Jul 28, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, World Travels

I wouldn’t normally speak badly of an airline with an open flight still pending but I must make an exception. If the brass at Spirit Airlines get wind of this and try to hassle me on my return flight from Chicago to LAX then so be it. I can’t imagine...