Funny Editorials | Dwayne Perkins

Icing Like Tyson

by dwayneperkins | Feb 2, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, New York I Love You

For a boxer, being bequeathed a nickname is a sure fire sign that you’ve arrived on the boxing scene. If Mac “The Killer” Jones is fighting Ralph Henderson, “The Killer” has to be the prefight favorite. A sure fire sign that you have completely permeated pop culture...

Broke Down Communication

by dwayneperkins | Feb 1, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

I think there’s some benefit to wearing sunglasses all the time. Sure you’re “that guy” and you lose out on some quality interactions with people who’ll have none of your pretentiousness. On the flip side though, you avoid uncomfortable exchanges. I don’t wear...

“Jeopardy” in Jeopardy

by dwayneperkins | Jan 27, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny Technology Essays

I’m told a super computer called Watson will soon be a contestant on Jeopardy. “I’ll take signs the machines are taking over for a thousand, Alex.” Does this feel like the beginning of a Sci-Fi movie with a very unhappy ending to anyone else? I’m sure the...

What’s My Queue

by dwayneperkins | Jan 3, 2011 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, Living In Los Angeles, New York I Love You, World Travels

If patience is a virtue, nothing offers more opportunity to get your virtue on than standing in line. Be it the post office, airport, bank or butcher*; it just seems like people being serviced at the window judge the quality of the experience by how long they get to...

Get ‘er Done…Incrementally

by dwayneperkins | Dec 2, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny Short Inspirational Stories

Today, a friend sent me an article about a calendar system that Jerry Seinfeld used or perhaps uses to write jokes and was kind enough to share with other comics. It was sent to me because it reminded my friend of my intricate weekly activity system I have shared...

What Happens in the Rest of Vegas…

by dwayneperkins | Nov 16, 2010 | Funny Editorials, Funny True Stories, World Travels

Living in Los Angeles puts me in close enough proximity to Las Vegas to take an occasional drive out to the city of sin and usually at the urging of a friend. I actually don’t love Vegas but I like the drive and it’s bearable for a night or two. That’s about how...