How come cops in movies are always being threatened by higher ups that if they don’t get their act together they’ll be writing parking tickets. Wouldn’t a safe job like writing tickets be a welcomed departure from being shot at? Shouldn’t it be the other way around. Shouldn’t the detective ask for ticket duty because…
Monthly Archives: March 2010
Touched By an Angel (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)
A few days ago I was on parked on Sunset Blvd sifting through my mobile closet I call my car trunk. At any point, I have enough clothes in my trunk to go and start a new life somewhere else. Roll into a new town with just the clothes on my back…and in my backseat…and…
Now That’s What I Call Progress – Volume 1
In show business it behooves you to make as few enemies as possible. Rap music being the lone exception. In rap, a well calculated rhyming war of words can translate into millions. In life in general it makes sense not to burn bridges. Seems like a good idea at the time but you’ll regret it…
Brooklyn’s Finest (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)
As luck would have it some friends of mine scored some Jay-Z tickets and invited me to accompany them to his show. As Poetic Justice would have it the show in question is in New York. To say I’m stoked about the show would be an understatement. But still, I keep my excitement understated I…
I Tan Corrected (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)
So I’m at my gym the other day and I got an offer that I could resist. A girl from the tanning salon in the same strip mall as my gym was handing out half-off coupons. As she handed it to me I of course laughed and thought to myself,the tanning promotion girl’s got a…
Two All Beef Patties…(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)
A few weeks ago I found myself in a Mcdonald’s in New York City at 2am. Not my proudest moment or the best way to treat myself but the Golden Arches beckoned me. The Apple Pocket tastes better at 2am (pie is something you eat with a fork.) In fact, as the night passes, the…
Nothing Honey(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)
I’m done with honey that doesn’t come in a bottle shaped like a bear. Honey in a regular jar just doesn’t cut it for me anymore. Give me a bear or give me sugar. Besides the obvious perk of pretending the bear can talk and chopping it up with him while you sip your tea……