If you’re like me, you have certain professions that you just get along with and others that you clash with. It’s implausible that it could hold true across the board but, with rare exceptions, I don’t get along with librarians. We suffer each other but it’s always tense. Even our 30 second interactions seem to…
Monthly Archives: February 2010
Pull Over Jesus(Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)
A few nights ago, while driving down Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles, I saw two cops, pulled over, and questioning Jesus. I assume it wasn’t THE Jesus but then again you never know. Hollywood is littered with look-a-likes who, for a nominal fee, will take a picture with you. Don’t think Disneyland with Mickey Mouse…
Abba Dabba Do
So I saw this report on the pop group Abba recently. Their effect on the world is legendary. Their music? But I come to praise Abba not to bury them. My foot taps when an Abba song comes on (I was going to say “just as much as the next guy”, but what if the…
Crystal DNA Ball
Recently on the Today show I saw a DNA expert telling famous people their lineage history. Minus the crystal ball, scarves and sage, it was a lot like a psychic reading. At least with a psychic reading, time will prove whether Madame Lenora is right or wrong. With DNA readings you have to take their…
Alpha Male For Sale
I saw a guy on The Today show on NBC telling another guy how to approach women. He told him to have good posture and walk into a room like he owns it. Bad Boy Swagger in a box. No doubt women like a confident man. I also recently had a group of women tell…
Emergency Exit Row
Many people will take the emergency exit row for extra leg room. The qualifications for said leg room? 1.Get to the airport early enough to snag one. 2.Say yes when the flight attendant asks you if you’ll be willing to open the door, in case of an unplanned mass exodus. QSN: I’m not too keen…
Super Bowl Funday (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)
So I just saw a woman on the Today show giving tips for how to eat this Super Bowl Sunday without taking in too many calories. The segment was called Game Plan For Super Bowl Eating. Game plan?! I’m telling you if we keep having people tell us things we already know we’re going to…
Dwayne Perkins To The Rescue (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)
A few months back I wrote blogs about sitting in a park in San Francisco’s China town and about a guy typing outside on a typewriter on a elementary school desk. I was in San Fran performing at the famous Punch Line Comedy Club. But What I didn’t mention is, I was also there to…