Glory Glory Hallelujah

Lately I’ve been humming the melody to “Glory Glory Hallelujah.” I say the melody because the words I’ve been mumbling are actually “Glory Glory Man. United,”* A take off of the popular song replaced with the name of the world’s most known soccer team. (people not from the US or Australia can replace “soccer team”…

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Try the Veal

      Somewhere along the line in Stand-up Comedy, someone did a joke that required a rim shot but there was no drummer present.  So instead of giving the drummer some that comedian said “try the veal,” and a staple was born.  I’ve said it dozens of times.  Heard it said hundreds of times…

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Hot Chocolate Any One? (A Very Funny Blog From Comedian Dwayne Perkins)

Hey Friends, Happy New Year! I want to thank you for your support over all these years. My years of writing funny blogs has lead to this moment: The release of by new Ebook: Hot Chocolate for The Mind  (A Collection of funny stories from Comedian Dwayne Perkins) Please click on the link below and buy…

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