Ginger Fail (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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Movers and Shakers (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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Do I Amuse You? (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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Take Your Records, Take Your Freedom (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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Hi, My Name is…..

Have you ever considered this: You probably can’t name your kids the same name as any of your Ex’s.  I’m no Wilt Chamberlain but I am running out of names I like, in case I ever have a daughter.  In fact my favorite name is already off the board.  I had a long term relationship…

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