Ye Olde Towne Clock (Funny blog from Comedy Central’s and NBC’s Dwayne Perkins)

I recently shot an independent movie in a cemetery. I wrote a blog about it, like to hear it? Here it goes, “Rest In Plush.” The cemetery was more like a park, well kept, lush and breezy. A real mystery as there was no breeze outside the cemetery. Not sure if the breeze was a product of the design of the cemetery or if they have giant fans on either end set to “picnic” speed.

Whatever the case this place made my heart rate drop 10 beats. Serenity right now. The kicker? They have a clock tower on the grounds that chimed on the hour and politely hiccuped on the 15,30 and 45 minute mark. Not only was it peaceful but quite helpful. I think the reminders could really help people better sort out their time. Imagine jumping on Facebook and telling yourself you will only be a few minutes, two dings later and you realize it’s been over half an hour. Time to stop Farmville and get something done. I personally don’t need this as my internal clock keeps better time than the clock in the dashboard of my Saturn Ion. But for the rest of you folks with internal clocks not synced with the Official NIST Atomic Clock, wouldn’t some friendly time cues be helpful?

I propose we install huge town clocks in America’s biggest and busiest cities. Imagine a dong resonating all through New York City letting all 10 million people know it’s 1 O’Clock. Even people up in Poughkeepsie would hear a faint noise and put some pep in their step. The goal is that everyone would always know the time within 15 minutes. This could even help sort out domestic disagreements…Baby I lasted 3 dongs. What more could you want?…How about one dong but make it good!

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